Sailor is a nicer,
better,
smarter,
and a more patient person
than I will ever be.

A best friend asked me a while back,
"How do you think he has influenced you
over the course of your relationship?"

I said that I think I've become nicer.
Kinder.
He softened me up.

She goes on,
"So.... I remember a story ( Read more... )

"We're going to see the Vasa."

-"Oooh, I just hear that name and I shudder.
Do it again."

"The Vasa."

-*shivers*

"The Vasa! The Vasa! The Vasa!"


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